gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential
You have often
Begun to tell me what I am; but stopp'd,
And left me to a bootless inquisition,
Concluding, Stay; not yet.
- The Tempest, I.ii
Artsy fartsy stuff
You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears…and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?
Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)
#you’re in a pattymobile with a beautiful boy (via ravenbellamys)
Anonymous said: Shakespeare was queer? I thought he only had affairs with ladies. What dudes did he get it on with?
OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD
so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”
written to a hot male earl, dude
in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were
also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?
welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay
"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer
Rly looking forward to having a nervous fucking breakdown in the English dept office in about five hours
have you seen this dog
look at him